Goats and donkeys and dildos, oh my! (NSFW pix) (…not of the animals)

Today I spent the morning wandering around Prague; the two things of note were farm animals and sex toys.

Not, I should note, together.

So I was perusing various Christmas markets looking for last-minute gifts, because I am a terrible sister/daughter/friend. And then, you know, suddenly goats. And sheep. And a donkey and maybe a pony?

I am not a big fan of animals of animals being kept in a small pen for passing humans to pet/feed, but they were at least very clean, and seemed happy and chill and affectionate, and I am weak and they were adorable.

 

So hopefully in the evenings, they get to go home and run around in a big happy fucking field somewhere.

And then I realized I was walking by the Sex Machines Museum, which like, honestly, how could I not?

And that’s how I spent several minutes watching old silent film pornography in a tiny theater with a bunch of strangers in Prague.

*** NSFW PICTURES ***

Small museum, but fun, and like most sex museums, it clearly doesn’t take itself too seriously, as evidenced by the first exhibit:

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I feel like there are some stories here I’d love to hear.

But it was quite informative!

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I’m gonna say that’s the first time I have ever seen the words friendly and phallus used together, but it’s definitely not going to be the last.

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Well, that’s… pretty.

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Naturally. (Available by mail!)

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All right, well —

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Artificial what?

I’m so sorry, Mom.

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…I’m so sorry, everyone.

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I mean, far it be for me to kinkshame, but — you know what, fuck that, I’m kinkshaming.

 

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Teddy bears aside, there is definitely some interesting story ideas there.

So yeah. Typical Tuesday.

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